SF Giants In Only Six Words

Grant over at the McCovey Chronicles wrote a piece about describing the SF Giants in just 6 words. He wrote a few himself, and then turned it over to his readers. You’ve got to read the comments. They are hilarious.

My favorite of Grant's is: Meal ticket indicted. Team even worse.

Here are a few of the better ones from the peanut gallery:

Nvsfg wrote about Aaron Rowand:
Size twenty heart. Size ten talent.

BondOrBust wrote about Barry Zito:
Couldn’t hit 86 on the freeway.

UnleashtheGore wrote about Dusty Baker:
Let’s kill young pitchers with potential.

Howtheyscored made a prediction and a couple of comments:
Smart Over/Under on wins: 70.

Remember splash hits? Yeah, me too.

Much like losing at Penis Fencing.

Yup. Some of these are painful.

Rocknjock remembered an old friend:
Felix Rodriguez: another fastball, another whiplash.

Peteisathug summed up his outlook:
Zito, Durham, Roberts, Aurilia… Why me?

There are a number of Matt Cain comments summarized best by Scottsdale:
Matt Cain, no hitter, tie game.

Stuttering John Tomargo wrote a few. My favorite was:
Bengie Molina, number 5 hitter. Ow.

That’s enough for now. Check out the rest. Damned funny stuff.

Oh, yeah, I posted a few. I started with a pair regarding Buttmondo’s last Giants outing:

Walk, balk, sac, balk. Giants lose.

Walk, balk, sac, balk. You’re Fired!!

Remember Merkin Valdez? He of the 27 ERA:
Pujols smash. Welcome to the majors.

And I wrote a couple about our old pal, AJ Pierzynski:
Right knee to Conte’s nut sack.

And AJ’s response to his Giant fan detractors:
Check out my World Series ring.