Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard

From Rotoworld:

The Phillies and their young superstar, Ryan Howard appear to be headed to arbitration. The Phils have offered him $7 million, but Howard wants $10 million.

“Hey, I’m worth it” Ryan told the Philadelphia Enquirer yesterday. “I’ve hit 105 homers and driven in 285 runs in the past two seasons. Kenny 9 knows I’m worth it – he extended me until the year 2040. Without me, the Pickled Pecklers would have kicked his ass last season.”

Actually, the Pickled Pecklers did kick Kenny 9’s ass last season, but Howard has seemed confused about BABI matters ever since he made a fool of himself at the Home Run Derby during the All-Star weekend in San Francisco.