Friday, September 29, 2006

For the Money

BABI races are coming to a close, and it appears that there is actually only one race left of any interest.

First place became a foregone conclusion five weeks ago when Geo decided not to go for it. Then it looked like he was going to blow second as Hobo came charging up to actually pass him for a while. But they’ve settled back, and it looks like despite an excellent try, it’s going to be third for Noel and Hank.

The Cartel fell all the way down to sixth place for a while, and even looked like they might challenge someone for seventh, but they’ve rallied and look like they’re a lock for fourth. The Leaguers and the Falkuhns have each held fourth for a little while, but it now looks like they’ll finish in fifth and the coveted sixth position.

So the only race left to go is between the Pecklers (42.0) and Any 9 (41.5) for the last spot in the money (7th) and the #2 minor league pick that goes with it. We’ve been trading the position for a couple of weeks, as the Lickers have collapsed worse than the Cardinals, and the Bums briefly came up from the depths to challenge, but have fallen back with little upside.

We’re excited to be playing for seventh. We made some dump deals, and we’re playing with half an offense, but we spent money picking up Torres to give us a shot at one extra save point. And that’s the point that might settle this titanic race. We’re one save behind the Falkuhns, with Torres (who blew one Wednesday night) and the St. Louis two headed monster (Wainright/Looper) giving us a chance at it. It would be interesting if the outcome of the race was determined on Monday in St. Louis against the Giants playing that makeup game that no one imagined would be necessary a week ago.

Any 9 has an easy ERA point as they are behind the Lickers but are virtually tied. They actually lost that point yesterday when Batista and Nolasco got hammered yesterday. Any 9 is tied with the Lickers in saves, a race which could go either way. Any 9 has Howry, who appears to be closing for the Cubs, while the Lickers have Wagner and Dempster, who aren’t getting many save opportunities.

All of the other categories appear safe. The Pecklers are 4 steals behind the Lickers and are led by Kaz Matsui, Eric Byrnes and Josh Barfield. Matsui actually has 7 steals for us since we picked him up at the end of August. He’s also hitting .341 for us with a homer and 17 RBI’s. He could be a keeper at $5 next year as a middle infielder in Colorado. But passing the Lickers isn’t likely.

Meanwhile, Any 9 is only one win ahead of the Pounders. The Pounders have virtually no starters left, but they’ve got a couple of outings to go, so who knows? It’s another reason to root for Noah Lowry against the Dodgers this weekend.

Looks like it’s coming down to that save point. It’s nice to think that it was worth it to spend that money last week on Torres, particularly when we have a chance to beat Kenny 9. That’s how you play fantasy baseball…right down to the last day.

Which is more than I can say for the Giants.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Salomon Torres – Savior on Tilt

Monday night was an evening of brutally bad luck at the monthly poker game. There were four full houses that night. I got two of them. They both lost to the other full houses.

Mr. Leaguer tried to console me by saying, “at least you’re not getting bad cards.”

I replied, “You’ve got to be kidding, those are horrible cards, the worst cards. Those cards are the ones you lose the most money with.”

I won’t even mention the queen high flush I had that lost as well, or the hand immediately after when I went on tilt and check raised every betting round including the full number of max raises on the final card. To my credit, I had 10-J-Q-K on my first 4 cards, looking for a high straight that would have won. But I still blew out the final round of betting with just a pair of kings.

It got more expensive.

At 10:30 Doc had to leave to head to the hospital for a night shift. As he walked to the door, I walked over to him and whispered in his ear, “Torres?”

You’re now wondering, what the hell is he talking about? Here’s the background:

Tuesday morning is transaction clearing time in BABI. There are two weeks to go, and Monday night, we were in 9th place, two spots out of the money (and 7th place is not much money.) Sitting in the BABI free agent market was a real useful guy, Salomon Torres, now the closer for the Pirates. Because it is after August 31, he’s not keepable for next year, and almost everyone in BABI is out of FAAB money.

But the Pecklers still had $16 to spend. We are in 11th out of 12 in saves at 17, with no closer. We haven’t had a save since we traded Dempster back in July. The Falkuhns are at 20 saves, also without a closer. Neither of us has moved in ages. But with a closer, we can pick up that save point, only one, because the next team is way, way, way ahead of us.

To be honest, we actually do have a closer. With Izzy out for the season, and maybe forever, we’ve got both Looper and Wainwright. One of them is probably the closer, but the Cards haven’t had a save opportunity in the two weeks since Izzy stopped pitching, so who knows?

Back to the Doc and me. He looked at me and raised his eyebrows. I whispered, “the Lickers (in 7th place) have dropped. We’re only 2 points behind them.”

The Doc answered, “Go for it.”

So the question was, do we want to spend some money to pick up Torres so we can get one more point in saves and give us a slightly better chance to pass the two teams barely ahead of us and try to win a couple of hundred? You’ve gotta love the Doc. The Pickled Pecklers never give up.

On Tuesday morning, I called the Doc just after he got home and just before he went to bed, to discuss the bid amount. The minimum bid is $5, which means $30 with the transaction fee. The question was should we bid more?

We were convinced that Geo, competing for real money (2nd place), would finally realize he should pick him up. He’s been bidding about $8 a pop lately. We decided to go all in. $16 bid plus $25 transaction fee, total $41. All to maybe win $200. And maybe it wouldn’t matter, because maybe we’d get that point from the theoretical Cardinal closers anyway. And yes, we wanted the guy, and we wanted to try. But we had extra incentive: if we could pick him up and screw Geo simultaneously, it would really be worth the extra money.

Of course, because we’re partners, it’s only costing each of us only half the dough. An extra $5.50 to screw Geo? Hey, I’m the guy that went both ways on a $15 pot with a pair of jacks high and a jack low. Woulda won the high too, but I refused to win a measly $8 pot. Aw hell, I’m still on tilt.

It turned out Geo didn't even bid on Torres. No one did. Geo dumped Hennessey and picked up Jeremy Accardo instead. What was he thinking? I've got no idea. Going after wins by picking up a middle reliever on a crappy team with a 4.64 ERA? Yep, that's the ticket. BTW, Geo, there is still an NL closer out there. I'll let you figure it out. But it's too late. Who loves ya, baby?

Last night Torres got us our first save since July 10. Only 3 more saves to go. Meanwhile, we’re sitting in seventh as I type this. Life is good. I’ve always liked that Torres kid. (For you Giants fans who actually read this far, that’s a joke.)

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Rickey-isms

There was a great piece by Lou Blasi in today's Fantistics update. They have some pretty good writers at Fantistics, though they tend sometimes to be a little to into statistics for my tastes. But when Lou writes stuff like this (actually, he just quoted someone else, but at least he published it so I could see it), it makes finishing out of the money almost worthwhile.

Apparently Rickey is the Yogi of his era. Lou was reminiscing about one of his first ever fantasy baseball superstars, Rickey Henderson. I quote:

The following stories come from a blog post I ran across last month. I wish I knew who collected and posted his top 25 Rickey stories so I could give him credit. As it is all I can do is thank him for the memories ...

1) Rickey... on referring to himself in the third person:
“Listen, people are always saying, ‘Rickey says Rickey.’ But it’s been blown way out of proportion. People might catch me, when they know I’m ticked off, saying, ‘Rickey, what the heck are you doing, Rickey?’ They say, ‘Darn, Rickey, what are you saying Rickey for? Why don’t you just say, ‘I?’ But I never did. I always said, ‘Rickey,’ and it became something for people to joke about.”

2) In the early 1980s, the Oakland A’s accounting department was freaking out. The books were off $1 million. After an investigation, it was determined Rickey was the reason why. The GM asked him about a $1 million bonus he had received and Rickey said instead of cashing it, he framed it and hung it on a wall at his house.

3) In 1996, Henderson’s first season with San Diego, he boarded the team bus and was looking for a seat. Steve Finley said, “You have tenure, sit wherever you want.” Henderson looked at Finley and said, “Ten years? Ricky’s been playing at least 16, 17 years.”

4) This one might be my second favorite. This wasn’t too long ago, I think it was the year he ended up playing with the Red Sox. Anyway, he called San Diego GM Kevin Towers and left the following message: “This is Rickey calling on behalf of Rickey. Rickey wants to play baseball.”

5) This one happened in Seattle. Rickey struck out and as the next batter was walking past him, he heard Henderson say, “Don’t worry, Rickey, you’re still the best.”

6) Rickey once asked a teammate how long it would take him to drive to the Dominican Republic.

7) Moments after breaking Lou Brock’s stolen base record, Henderson told the crowd – with Brock mere feet next to him – “Lou Brock was a great base stealer, but today, I am the greatest of all-time.”

8) Henderson once fell asleep on an ice pack and got frostbite – which forced him to miss three games — in mid-August.

9) A reporter asked Henderson if Ken Caminiti’s estimate that 50 percent of Major League players were taking steroids was accurate. His response was, “Well, Rickey’s not one of them, so that’s 49 percent right there.”

10) Henderson broke Ty Cobb’s career record for runs scored with a home run. After taking his usual 45 seconds or so around the bases, Rickey slid into home plate.

11) On being Nolan Ryan’s 5,000th career strikeout: “It gave me no chance. He (Ryan) just blew it by me. But it’s an honor. I’ll have another paragraph in all the baseball books. I’m already in the books three or four times.”

12) San Diego GM Kevin Towers was trying to contact Rickey at a nearby hotel. He knew Henderson always used fake names to avoid the press, fans, etc. He was trying to think like Rickey and after several attempts; he was able to get Henderson on the phone.
Rickey had checked in under Richard Pryor.

13) I didn’t believe this one at first. However, I emailed a few contacts within the Sox organization and they claim it actually happened. This is priceless, it really is.
The morning after the Sox finished off the sweep against St. Louis last October, Henderson called someone in the organization looking for tickets to Game 6 at Fenway Park.

14) The Mets were staying in a hotel less than a mile from Cinergy Field in Cincinnati. While some players walked, most took the team bus. A few minutes after they arrived — again it was less than a mile – the last players off the bus noticed a stretched limo that had just pulled up.
Of course, Rickey emerged from the back seat.

15) A reporter once asked Rickey if he talked to himself, “Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?”

16) OK, I know everyone has been waiting for it. Alas, according to both parties involved, it’s not true. I wish it were. Heck, both Rickey Henderson and John Olerud have said they wish it were true. But it just didn’t happen.

The story went that a few weeks into Henderson’s stint with the Mariners, he walked up to Olerud at the batting cage and asked him why he wore a batting helmet in the field. Olerud explained that he had an aneurysm at nine years old and he wore the helmet for protection. Legend goes that Henderson said, “Yeah, I used to play with a guy that had the same thing.”
Legend also goes that Olerud said, “That was me, Rickey.”

Henderson played with Olerud on the Blue Jays and the Mets.

17) Rickey was asked if he had the Garth Brooks album with Friends in Low Places and Henderson said, “Rickey doesn’t have albums. Rickey has CDs.”

18) During a contract holdout with Oakland in the early 1990s, Henderson said, “If they want to pay me like Mike Gallego, I’ll play like Gallego.”

19) In the late 1980s, the Yankees sent Henderson a six-figure bonus check. After a few months passed, an internal audit revealed the check had not been cashed. Current Yankees GM Brian Cashman – then a low-level nobody with the organization – called Rickey and asked if there was a problem with the check. Henderson said, “I’m just waiting for the money market rates to go up.”

20) In June 1999, when Henderson was playing with the Mets, he saw reporters running around the clubhouse before a game. He asked a teammate what was going on and he was told that Tom Robson, the team’s hitting coach, had just been fired. Henderson said, “Who’s he?”

21) This is my all-time favorite. Rickey was pulled over by a San Diego police officer for speeding. As the officer was approaching Rickey’s car, the window went down a few inches and a folded $100 bill emerged. The officer let Rickey and his money head home without a ticket.

22) When he was on the Yankees in the mid-1980s, Henderson told teammates that his condo had such a great view that he could see, “The Entire State Building.”

23) During one of his stays with Oakland, Henderson’s locker was next to Billy Beane’s. After making the team out of spring training, Beane was sent to the minors after a few months. Upon his return, about six weeks later, Henderson looked at Beane and said, “Hey, man, where have you been? Haven’t seen you in awhile.”

24) To this day and dating back 25 years, before every game he plays, Henderson stands completely naked in front of a full length locker room mirror and says, “Ricky’s the best,” for several minutes.

25) In the last week of his lone season with the Red Sox, Chairman Tom Werner asked Henderson what he would like for his ‘going-away’ gift. Henderson said he wasn’t going anywhere, but he would like owner John Henry’s Mercedes. Werner said it would be tough to get the same make and model in less than a week and Henderson said, “No, I want his car.” Turns out the Sox got Henderson a Red Thunderbird and when he saw it on the field before the last game of the season, Rickey said, “Whose ugly car is on the field?”

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Innings

The Pickled Pecklers are right on target to hit the minimum innings requirement of 1075. We have 1,025 going into play today, and Brandon Webb is pitching a masterpiece, which is likely to result in another 9 innings.

If you do not make innings, your score in WHIP and ERA goes to zero. We’re in a dogfight for 8th place, which means nothing other than a slightly higher position in the minor league draft. But we’re also fighting with Any 9, and we always want to beat them.

One of the reasons we picked up the dangerous Oliver Perez (of O. Perez fame) was we felt we needed the innings. He immediately rewarded us with a sparkling Bullinger last week: 3IP, 12H, 2 BB, 7ER. The Doc, somewhere in darkest Africa, was in no place to consult about dumping him on Tuesday, and I held onto him for one more week because he we are short on innings. Lo and behold, he provided a surprising complete game shutout.

Just for kicks today I took a look at the inning totals of the teams that have fallen out of contention. Sure enough, two teams have a chance of not making their innings. As of Friday night, the Bleacher Bums have 986.7 innings and the 300 Pounders are at 971.

The Bums are eighth in ERA and seventh in WHIP. The Pounders are seventh in ERA and eighth in WHIP. Behind both teams in both categories are Doyle Cartel, the Lickers, and Any 9. Should both teams miss their innings requirement, all three teams would pick up 4 points in pitching. This would clinch 4th for Doyle, who is ahead the closing Falkuhns and the Busch Leaguers by 3.5 and 4 points respectively. The Lickers would pass both of those teams for 5th place. And finally Any 9 would pass us for 8th.

I want to make some kind of joke about this, but I don’t have one. I think it is irresponsible of teams out of the money to refuse to compete at all and affect the races of teams still trying by their inactivity. If their inactivity only affected their own standings, I would have no problem. But there is a big difference in the payoffs here. And even though there is no big difference between 8th and 9th, I’d be pissed if we lost out because Any 9 gets free points that we played hard to earn.

Hey, guys – get with the program.

Friday, September 01, 2006

Half Full Today

The Giants are only two games under .500, but it’s been a season of swells and dips. They get going for a few games, only to be followed by a series or two or three, usually against mediocre opponents (I guess that would be pretty much the entire NL according to my Red Sox and Yankee fan buddies) where the ugliness comes out.

How many times this season have you been ready to write them off? And how many times did you have that sudden hope, for the division, for the wild card, for excitement in late September and on into October? It’s not quite as bad as last year, when they stunk, were way under .500, and yet, pathetically, they were not mathematically eliminated for the longest time.

This season, they still have a real shot at making the playoffs, and chances are we’ll still be able to say that in mid-September. But who knows? They lost two to the faltering Braves. I just about gave up. Then they took a big lead last night, only to be holding on with Fatmando reminding us of why every team he’s ever played on boos him mercilessly. But they won the game, so the glass is half full again, right?

A few losses, we throw in the towel. A couple of wins and we’re still in the hunt. The Giants are experienced, the starting pitching looks pretty good, the team health is better than it has been all season, BARRY IS HITTING, and so we think, “how can this team not make the playoffs against this crappy competition?” Then they’ll lose two games to the Nats, or the Pirates, or the Rockies, and we’re in the dumper again.

Michael Corleone had it right: “Just when I thought that I was out they pull me back in.”

OK, I’m in. But better check with me in a couple of days.